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This list was submitted by Death Troll on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 4:00 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9Gloria VanderbiltJune 17th, 201995
8Mikhail GorbachevAugust 30th, 202291
7Robert ClaryNovember 16th, 202296
6Rose Marie December 28th, 201794
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
1Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
6 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005