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This list was submitted by USER00965 on Tuesday, March 2nd, 1999 at 5:18 PM PST for The March '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Peter UstinovMarch 28th, 200482
9Not Famous 
8Christopher WalkenAlive82
7Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
6Maureen StapletonMarch 13th, 200680
5Richard FarnsworthOctober 6th, 2000?
4James WhitmoreFebruary 6th, 200987
3Kim HunterSeptember 11th, 200279
2Not Famous 
1Robert GouletOctober 30th, 200773
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999