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The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Time Hustles Those Who Wait to Die

Submitted by MadLaurel on December 27, 2016.

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The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Sinead O'ConnorJul 26, 2023 Jul 26, 2023 56
9 Val KilmerApr 1, 2025 Apr 1, 2025 65
8 Hillary ClintonAlive Alive 79
7 Lindsay LohanAlive Alive 40
6 Dick CheneyNov 3, 2025 Nov 3, 2025 84
5 Andy DickAlive Alive 60
4 Axl RoseAlive Alive 64
3 Chris BrownAlive Alive 37
2 Rush LimbaughFeb 17, 2021 Feb 17, 2021 70
1 Jerry SanduskyAlive Alive 82

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Guess the stiff · died 2009

They called him "The Father of modern agriculture". That must have got him a TON of chicks.