You are dead to me, too

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This list was submitted by monoglot on Tuesday, December 27th, 2016 at 5:34 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bashar al-AssadAlive59
9Buzz AldrinAlive95
8Charles Van DorenApril 9th, 201993
7Mel Tillis November 19th, 201785
6Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
5Franco ZeffirelliJune 15th, 201996
4Nanette FabrayFebruary 22nd, 201897
3Randy QuaidAlive74
2Ron PaulAlive89
1Ed AmesMay 21st, 202395
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.

(d) January 21st, 1999