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This list was submitted by Tex Antoine on Saturday, December 17th, 2016 at 9:31 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterAlive98
9Joni MitchellAlive?
8Val KilmerAlive62
7Mel StottlemyreJanuary 13th, 201977
6Glen Campbell August 8th, 201781
5Orson BeanFebruary 7th, 202091
4Tommy ChongAlive84
3George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
2Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
1Harlan EllisonJune 28th, 201884
6 points 1 hit 


Guess the Stiff!

She read his mind and her face grew sad, sadder than anything he had ever seen and she turned her eyes on him and he could see clear through them into the goodness of her soul and he knew she wasn't a blackmailer and his first impression had been right; she was a girl who had come face to face with fate and had lost, but in losing hadn't lost all, for there was the light of holiness in her face that time when he was her friend, when he thought that a look like that belonged only in a church when you were praying or getting married or something, a light that was there now for him to see while she played a song that told him he was her friend and she was his, a friendship that was more than that, it was a trust and he believed it. What a sap.

(d) July 17th, 2006