This list was submitted by dannywhite on Wednesday, December 14th, 2016 at 6:18 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Hillary Clinton | Alive | 78 |
| 9 | Ruth Bader Ginsburg | September 18th, 2020 | 87 |
| 8 | Barbara Walters | December 30th, 2022 | 93 |
| 7 | Al Sharpton | Alive | 71 |
| 6 | Bill Clinton | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Nancy Pelosi | Alive | 86 |
| 4 | Harry Reid | December 28th, 2021 | 82 |
| 3 | Barbra Streisand | Alive | 84 |
| 2 | George Soros | Alive | 96 |
| 1 | Barney Frank | Alive | 86 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021