This list was submitted by berg1199 on Saturday, June 4th, 2016 at 8:58 PM PDT for The Daniel Ricciardo Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 9 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 8 | Tom Brokaw | Alive | 86 |
| 7 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
| 6 | Vin Scully | August 2nd, 2022 | 94 |
| 5 | Richard Simmons | July 13th, 2024 | 76 |
| 4 | Charlie Sheen | Alive | 61 |
| 3 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 2 | Chuck Berry | March 18th, 2017 | 90 |
| 1 | Bill Wyman | Alive | ? |
| 19 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998