This list was submitted by USER00245 on Friday, February 26th, 1999 at 9:19 AM PST for The March '99 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Donald O'Connor | September 27th, 2003 | 78 |
9 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
8 | Boxcar Willie | April 12th, 1999 | 67 |
7 | Dusty Springfield | March 2nd, 1999 | 59 |
6 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
3 | Kim Perrot | August 19th, 1999 | 32 |
2 | Matt Hartl | August 30th, 1999 | 23 |
1 | Not Famous | ||
29 points | 5 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003