This list was submitted by SligoSluggers on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 9:01 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Hurt | January 27th, 2017 | 77 |
| 9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 8 | Burt Reynolds | September 6th, 2018 | 82 |
| 7 | Merle Haggard | April 6th, 2016 | 79 |
| 6 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 5 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
| 4 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
| 3 | Tommy Chong | Alive | 87 |
| 2 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 1 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 8 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003