This list was submitted by DePressED on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 7:30 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
| 9 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
| 8 | Rob Ford | March 22nd, 2016 | 46 |
| 7 | Mother Angelica | March 27th, 2016 | 92 |
| 6 | Frank Borman | November 7th, 2023 | 95 |
| 5 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Gaston Glock | December 27th, 2023 | 94 |
| 2 | Dean Stockwell | November 7th, 2021 | 85 |
| 1 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 24 points | 3 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998