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This list was submitted by USER00648 on Tuesday, February 9th, 1999 at 7:12 AM PST for The March '99 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
6Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
5Douglas FairbanksMay 7th, 200090
4Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
3Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
2Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
1Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999