This list was submitted by USER00648 on Tuesday, February 9th, 1999 at 7:12 AM PST for The March '99 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
9 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
7 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
6 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
5 | Douglas Fairbanks | May 7th, 2000 | 90 |
4 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
3 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
2 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
1 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
10 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999