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This list was submitted by TenPaces on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 12:54 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Charlie SheenAlive59
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Desmond TutuDecember 26th, 202190
7Don RicklesApril 6th, 201790
6Fidel Castro November 25th, 201690
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
3Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
2Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
1 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
7 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999