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This list was submitted by rogalinski on Thursday, December 31st, 2015 at 5:09 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9Fidel Castro November 25th, 201690
8 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
7Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
6Michael DouglasAlive81
5George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
4Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
1Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
18 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998