2016 death list

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This list was submitted by carelief1 on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 9:58 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the I'm old Greg Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Tommy ChongAlive88
7Donald RumsfeldJune 29th, 202188
6Jimmy FallonAlive?
5Rita WilsonAlive?
4Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
3George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
2Shannen DohertyJuly 13th, 202453
1Charlie SheenAlive60
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998