This list was submitted by LaMuerte on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 2:48 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Dinner 2016 Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
9 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
8 | Vera Lynn | June 18th, 2020 | 103 |
7 | Carl Reiner | June 29th, 2020 | 98 |
6 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
5 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
4 | Javier de Cuellar | March 4th, 2020 | 100 |
3 | Jake LaMotta | September 19th, 2017 | 96 |
2 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
1 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
11 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999