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This list was submitted by LaMuerte on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 2:48 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Dinner 2016 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
9Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
8Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
7Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
6Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
5George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
4Javier de CuellarMarch 4th, 2020100
3Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
2Fidel Castro November 25th, 201690
1Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999