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This list was submitted by Your Mom on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 2:04 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Mortgage Hell 2016 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lamar OdomAlive45
9Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
8Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
7Donald SterlingAlive91
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Phil NiekroDecember 26th, 202081
2Darryl StrawberryAlive63
1Terrell OwensAlive?
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

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Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013