This list was submitted by Ames on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 12:17 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
| 9 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
| 8 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
| 7 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 6 | Hank Williams | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 4 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
| 3 | Florence Henderson | November 24th, 2016 | 82 |
| 2 | Shirley Jones | Alive | 92 |
| 1 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 3 points | 1 hit |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999