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This list was submitted by mauro on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 3:58 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Franco ZeffirelliJune 15th, 201996
8David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
5Fidel Castro November 25th, 201690
4 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
3George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
2Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
1Pope FrancisApril 21st, 202588
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998