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This list was submitted by Lucifer's Marionette on Tuesday, December 29th, 2015 at 6:45 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
6Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
5Not Famous 
4Shimon Peres September 27th, 201693
3Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
2Mikhail GorbachevAugust 30th, 202291
1Helmut KohlJune 16th, 201787
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019