Turn Me On, Dead Man

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This list was submitted by USER01515 on Tuesday, December 29th, 2015 at 7:58 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
9Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
8Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
7Abe Vigoda January 26th, 201694
6Lawrence FerlinghettiFebruary 23rd, 2021101
5Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
4Glen CampbellAugust 8th, 201781
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
1Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998