This list was submitted by BodyFarmBound on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 11:15 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Little Jimmy Dickens | January 2nd, 2015 | 94 |
9 | Mel Stottlemyre | January 13th, 2019 | 77 |
8 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
7 | Helmut Schmidt | November 10th, 2015 | 96 |
6 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
4 | George Kennedy | February 28th, 2016 | 91 |
3 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
2 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
1 | Gloria DeHaven | July 30th, 2016 | 91 |
17 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021