This list was submitted by Maryjo80 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 4:47 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
9 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
8 | Burt Bacharach | February 8th, 2023 | 94 |
7 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
6 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
5 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
4 | Richard Simmons | July 13th, 2024 | 76 |
3 | Ryan O'Neal | December 8th, 2023 | 82 |
2 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
1 | Pete Doherty | Alive | ? |
6 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999