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This list was submitted by Maryjo80 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 4:47 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Burt BacharachFebruary 8th, 202394
7Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
6B. B. King May 14th, 201589
5Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
4Richard SimmonsJuly 13th, 202476
3Ryan O'NealDecember 8th, 202382
2Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
1Pete DohertyAlive?
6 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999