This list was submitted by Bada Bing on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 12:14 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Freund Family Plot-2015 Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
9 | Mary Tyler Moore | January 25th, 2017 | 80 |
8 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
7 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
6 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
5 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
4 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
3 | Stuart Scott | January 4th, 2015 | 49 |
2 | Gordie Howe | June 10th, 2016 | 88 |
1 | Leonard Nimoy | February 27th, 2015 | 83 |
14 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999