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This list was submitted by Oda Mae Brown on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 12:03 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Mortgage Hell 2015 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
1Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998