This list was submitted by Oda Mae Brown on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 12:03 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Mortgage Hell 2015 Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 9 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 8 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
| 7 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 6 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 5 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
| 4 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 3 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 2 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 1 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 5 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998