Chicago Jake 2: Girlfriend In A Coma

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This list was submitted by Chicago Jake on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 10:29 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
7Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
6Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
5Don RicklesApril 6th, 201790
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
2Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
1Linda RonstadtAlive80
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Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014