Cash from Cancer: Peace has come to Zimbabwe

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This list was submitted by Cash From Cancer on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 5:57 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
9Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
8I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
7Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
6Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
5Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
4Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
3Melvin LairdNovember 16th, 201694
2Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
1Clive JamesNovember 24th, 201980
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998