This list was submitted by Crystal Balls on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 4:24 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
8 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 80 |
7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
6 | Yogi Berra | September 22nd, 2015 | 90 |
5 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
4 | Whitey Ford | October 8th, 2020 | 91 |
3 | Whitey Bulger | October 30th, 2018 | 89 |
2 | Not Famous | ||
1 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
6 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998