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This list was submitted by Crystal Balls on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 4:24 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Michael DouglasAlive80
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Yogi Berra September 22nd, 201590
5Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
4Whitey FordOctober 8th, 202091
3Whitey BulgerOctober 30th, 201889
2Not Famous 
1Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
6 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998