No Chance In Hell

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This list was submitted by toomanycards on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 1:58 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Sweet Lady's Sour Cunts Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
6Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
5Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
4Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
3Doris Day May 13th, 201997
2George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
1Maureen O'Hara October 24th, 201595
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

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Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.

(d) October 30th, 1997