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This list was submitted by ajlposh on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 1:24 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
9Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
8Justin BieberAlive31
7Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Kim Jong-unAlive42
4Hugh DownsJuly 1st, 202099
3Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
2Rob FordMarch 22nd, 201646
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998