This list was submitted by northern reaper on Tuesday, December 30th, 2014 at 11:10 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
8 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
7 | Morley Safer | May 19th, 2016 | 84 |
6 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
5 | Hugh Downs | July 1st, 2020 | 99 |
4 | Jim Nabors | November 30th, 2017 | 87 |
3 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
2 | Gordie Howe | June 10th, 2016 | 88 |
1 | Ayman al-Zawahiri | July 30th, 2022 | ? |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003