This list was submitted by deadmaster on Monday, December 29th, 2014 at 6:55 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Edward Snowden | Alive | 42 |
| 9 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
| 8 | Hillary Clinton | Alive | 78 |
| 7 | Kim Kardashian | Alive | 45 |
| 6 | Lance Armstrong | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
| 4 | Whitey Bulger | October 30th, 2018 | 89 |
| 3 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
| 2 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
| 1 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 9 points | 1 hit |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999