There is only one God, and his name is Death... — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Embalmination8 on Saturday, December 27th, 2014 at 9:56 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Funeral Machinery Boneyard.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
9	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
8	George H.W. Bush	November 30th, 2018	94
7	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
6	Bob Dole	December 5th, 2021	98
5	Nancy Reagan	March 6th, 2016	94
4	Maureen O'Hara	October 24th, 2015	95
3	Carol Channing	January 15th, 2019	97
2	Bob Barker	August 26th, 2023	99
1	B. B. King	May 14th, 2015	89
5 points		2 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013