Lots o' old and sick bastards VII

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This list was submitted by BJCx78 on Friday, December 26th, 2014 at 4:12 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
7Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
1Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003