The internationally renowned heart specialist, famed for performing the first successful heart transplant, died of an asthma attack, thereby negating any opportunity for a worthwhile blurb, the thoughtless prick.
Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.
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Does this mean a whole new rash of idiots who can't accept reality will report seeing this guy pumping gas?
(d) January 21st, 1997