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This list was submitted by Star Dust on Thursday, December 25th, 2014 at 7:44 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
9Leonard Nimoy February 27th, 201583
8Robert Schuller April 2nd, 201588
7Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
6Bart StarrMay 26th, 201985
5Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
4Roger AngellMay 20th, 2022101
3Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
2Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
1Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
27 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999