This list was submitted by Star Dust on Thursday, December 25th, 2014 at 7:44 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
9 | Leonard Nimoy | February 27th, 2015 | 83 |
8 | Robert Schuller | April 2nd, 2015 | 88 |
7 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
6 | Bart Starr | May 26th, 2019 | 85 |
5 | Mary Tyler Moore | January 25th, 2017 | 80 |
4 | Roger Angell | May 20th, 2022 | 101 |
3 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
2 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
1 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
27 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999