Surviving nonagenarians

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This list was submitted by ringbark on Monday, December 22nd, 2014 at 2:38 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
9Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
8Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
4 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
3Robert MacNeilApril 12th, 202493
2Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
1Noam ChomskyAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002