This list was submitted by Cheswick on Friday, February 21st, 2014 at 7:34 PM PST for The Bob Gassoff Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Vic Damone | February 11th, 2018 | 89 |
| 9 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
| 8 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
| 7 | Hugh Downs | July 1st, 2020 | 99 |
| 6 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 5 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 4 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 3 | Vera Lynn | June 18th, 2020 | 103 |
| 2 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 1 | Lawrence Walsh | March 19th, 2014 | 102 |
| 1 point | 1 hit |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999