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This list was submitted by Tumor_Makes_A_Does_In on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 11:40 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
8Teresa KerryAlive?
7Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
6Run Run Shaw January 6th, 2014106
5Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
4Luise Rainer December 30th, 2014104
3Pope Benedict XVIAlive95
2Eli Wallach June 24th, 201498
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
12 points 3 hits 


Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000