The Only Good Politician is a Dead Politician

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This list was submitted by Amy Sue on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 9:46 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
9Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
6Manuel NoriegaMay 29th, 201783
5Donald RumsfeldJune 29th, 202188
4Dick CheneyAlive84
3George DeukmejianMay 8th, 201889
2John DingellFebruary 7th, 201992
1Patrick LeahyAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002