We all want you dead so please ...get to it

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This list was submitted by People Meat on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 7:01 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barack ObamaAlive63
9Michelle ObamaAlive61
8Nancy PelosiAlive84
7Justin BieberAlive30
6Hillary ClintonAlive77
5Justin TimberlakeAlive?
4Charles MansonNovember 19th, 201783
3Casey AnthonyAlive38
2Janeane GarofaloAlive?
1Angelina JolieAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998