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This list was submitted by TeamTrautz on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 6:12 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9Casey Kasem June 15th, 201482
8Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
7Stan LeeNovember 12th, 201895
6Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
5Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
4B. B. King May 14th, 201589
3Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
2Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
1Maureen O'HaraOctober 24th, 201595
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003