This list was submitted by TeamTrautz on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 6:12 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
9 | Casey Kasem | June 15th, 2014 | 82 |
8 | Hugh Hefner | September 27th, 2017 | 91 |
7 | Stan Lee | November 12th, 2018 | 95 |
6 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
5 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
4 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
3 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
2 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
1 | Maureen O'Hara | October 24th, 2015 | 95 |
9 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003