Ding, Dong, Dead!

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This list was submitted by Saving Celebrities Lives on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 5:55 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Luise Rainer December 30th, 2014104
9Sean ConneryOctober 31st, 202090
8Joanne WoodwardAlive?
7Frankie MunizAlive40
6Albert FinneyFebruary 7th, 201982
5Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
4Eli Wallach June 24th, 201498
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
1Not Famous 
14 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002