The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Dead End Street

Submitted by Runs with Scissors on December 31, 2013.

Score

2hits so far

5tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Valerie HarperAug 30, 2019	Aug 30, 2019	80
9	Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018	Feb 21, 2018	99
8	George H.W. BushNov 30, 2018	Nov 30, 2018	94
7	Nancy ReaganMar 6, 2016	Mar 6, 2016	94
6	Kirk DouglasFeb 5, 2020	Feb 5, 2020	103
5	Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016	Dec 18, 2016	99
4	Eli Wallach hitJun 24, 2014	Jun 24, 2014	98
3	Prince PhilipApr 9, 2021	Apr 9, 2021	99
2	Irwin CoreyFeb 6, 2017	Feb 6, 2017	102
1	Maria von Trapp hitFeb 18, 2014	Feb 18, 2014	99

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.