This list was submitted by The rebel. on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 10:42 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Stansfield Turner | January 18th, 2018 | 94 |
| 9 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 8 | George Deukmejian | May 8th, 2018 | 89 |
| 7 | Carl Reiner | June 29th, 2020 | 98 |
| 6 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
| 5 | Francis Coppola | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Harry Dean Stanton | September 15th, 2017 | 91 |
| 3 | Jake LaMotta | September 19th, 2017 | 96 |
| 2 | Hugh Downs | July 1st, 2020 | 99 |
| 1 | Marv Levy | Alive | 100 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998