Just die already... — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Kay on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 8:37 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Kaykay Boneyard.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Jay-Z	Alive	55
9	Joel Osteen	Alive	61
8	David Caruso	Alive	68
7	Dan Reeves	Alive	?
6	Tommy Franks	Alive	?
5	Michael Douglas	Alive	80
4	Robert Shapiro	Alive	?
3	Dick Cheney	Alive	83
2	Mick Jagger	Alive	81
1	Richard Dent	Alive	?
0 points		0 hits

Guess the Stiff!

And our first stiff of the year is the exciting senator from Rhode Island, creator of the Pell Grant, and apparently the only politician on all of Wikipedia without a "scandals" section. Going to be a big year.

(d) January 1st, 2009