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This list was submitted by USER01637 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 7:22 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
8Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
7Steven HillAugust 23rd, 201694
6Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
5Wilford BrimleyAugust 1st, 202085
4Ian Paisley September 12th, 201488
3Lindsay LohanAlive38
2Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
1Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002