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This list was submitted by Cemetery Girls on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 6:35 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jack Ramsay April 27th, 201489
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Eli Wallach June 24th, 201498
7David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
6Lawrence Walsh March 19th, 2014102
5Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
4Luise Rainer December 30th, 2014104
3Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
2Helmut SchmidtNovember 10th, 201596
1Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
28 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999