This list was submitted by FlamingoNut on Monday, December 30th, 2013 at 5:21 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
| 9 | Shecky Greene | December 31st, 2023 | 97 |
| 8 | Don Rickles | April 6th, 2017 | 90 |
| 7 | Carl Reiner | June 29th, 2020 | 98 |
| 6 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 5 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 3 | Russell Johnson | January 16th, 2014 | 89 |
| 2 | Angela Lansbury | October 11th, 2022 | 96 |
| 1 | Charles Manson | November 19th, 2017 | 83 |
| 13 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998