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This list was submitted by Grime Reaper on Monday, December 30th, 2013 at 12:20 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Luise Rainer December 30th, 2014104
9Run Run Shaw January 6th, 2014106
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Eli Wallach June 24th, 201498
6Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
5Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
4Wilford BrimleyAugust 1st, 202085
3I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
26 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999