This list was submitted by USER00809 on Monday, December 30th, 2013 at 8:26 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
9 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
8 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
7 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
6 | Maria von Trapp | February 18th, 2014 | 99 |
5 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
4 | Lee Iacocca | July 2nd, 2019 | 94 |
3 | Princess Lee Radziwill | February 15th, 2019 | 85 |
2 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
1 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
7 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021