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This list was submitted by USER00809 on Monday, December 30th, 2013 at 8:26 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
8Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
7Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
6Maria von Trapp February 18th, 201499
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Lee IacoccaJuly 2nd, 201994
3Princess Lee RadziwillFebruary 15th, 201985
2Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
1Luise Rainer December 30th, 2014104
7 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021